On the occasion of my wanting to impress Robin.


paul-campbell5. Paul Campbell (Billy Keikeya). The sweetest baby face in outer space. Campbell makes me wish I had breasts, just so I could nuzzle him in them.







jamie-bamber4. Jamie Bamber (Captain Lee “Apollo” Adama). Possibly the most flawless physical specimen in prime time. He doesn’t rank higher because he’s almost too perfect.










3. Michael Trucco (Ensign Samuel Anders).  As “The Chris Show” regular viewers Andrew and Robin know, I used to look at Trucco and think, “Eh. He’s OK, but he’s not all that.” Then I began rewatching “Battlestar’s” third season, in which he spends a lot of time grimy and glistening. Yum. Plus, he sports a shitty goatee this season, and I’m always a sucker for a shitty goatee.







aaron-douglas12. Aaron Douglas (Chief Galen Tyrol). I love the big boys. Like Trucco, he’s at his best when he’s scruffy.










tahmoh-penikett1. Tahmoh Penikett (Captain Karl “Helo” Agathon). Not only is Penikett the most exquisitely beautiful member of the cast, he’s also the most smolderingly magnetic. He enters a scene and you feel the electricity. It doesn’t hurt that his character is such a standup fellow. Good guyness is always swoon-worthy.