On the occasion of needing to do a year-in-review list, and thinking this might be the closest I come to doing one.

10. ‘John McCain is aware of the Internet.’ June 25, 9:18 p.m.

9. ‘It’s fun to do bad things,’ says joyrider, 7. April 26, 9:56 p.m.

8. Mom delivers her own baby at 80 mph. April 22, 6:09 a.m.

7. Victoria’s Secret sued for thong injury. June 18, 1:57 p.m.

6. Naked frat boys run wild in streets. June 18, 10:06 a.m.

5. Town wants to ban sofas from porches. June 24, 3:19 p.m.

4. Even brothels offering gas incentives. June 30, 4:05 a.m.

3. Boy voted out of kindergarten. June 6, 8:55 a.m.

2. What to tell kids about mom’s new nose. April 24, 8:04 p.m.

1. Synchronized swimmers faint in unison. April 22, 8:55 a.m.

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